JiZzBrEath 

A person whos breath smells like Jizz from all the man goo gargling theyve been doing.

Chris: HEY BEAN WHATS UP MAN?

ANDREW: awwwww man your breath is horrid.

Chris:MUST BE FROM ALL THE SPLOOGE!

ANDREW: youre such a jizzbreath

JiZzBrEath by not Bean May 29, 2009

jizzpression 

the act of taking an antidepressant and then masturbating to see if you’ll cum or not

Tonight I may attempt a jizzpression after dinner

jizzpression by strawberrypunkcake April 9, 2023

Jizzfree 

A person who has absolutely no sexual arousal whatsoever, or another name for the Toys R Us Girraf.

Store Clerk: Hey Jizzfree, how do you beat off in that Girraf costume?

Geoffrey: I can't! I was born with no sexual arousal, thats why im the Toys R Us store mascot!

Jizzfree by Cali4niaWK February 28, 2011

Jizzpression 

An impression of a man during the lead up to and act ejaculation. Can be based on personal experience OR simply be how you imagine a dude might look/sound when jizzing.

"OMG, when he cums he sounds like a dolphin with bronchitis, let me do a jizzpression."

"Check out this link, Jon Stewart does a great jizzpression of congressman Randy Weber."

Jizzpression by gogreenrhino September 22, 2014

jazpreet 

the most intelligent , beautiful person in the world who cares for everyone and everything and speaks her mind if u aren't Jazpreet u should wish u were jazpreet

I would name my daughter Jazpreet

jazpreet by fandom57 March 23, 2017

Jazpreet 

Jazpreet is everything a man wants. A jazpreetis an amazing person. A person who will male everyone laugh. A jazpreet is usually very weird and extreme. They usually have are very imaginitive. They may seem good but are a devil in disguise do not be fooled by them. If you aren’t a jazpreet you should wish you were.

Oh,look at that girl. She looks fine as hell, she must be a jazpreet!

Jazpreet by K.ween;) July 29, 2018