Abduction 

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.

a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!

Abduction by StabthePab January 9, 2012

abduction 

surprise adoption.

person 1: did you hear about the abductions happening here?
person 2: you mean the 10+ surprise adoptions? yeah.

abduction by finnishdog July 20, 2019

Abduction 

When someone is forcefully removed and detained, especially when done by aliens or to children.

A divorced parent without full custody taking their child on a road trip is abduction but parents unanimously moving their child to a new environment isn't for some reason.

Abduction by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.

Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.

abduction fetish by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

abduction experience 

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

abduction experience by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.

"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

alien abduction survivor by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012

Alien Abduction 

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

Alien Abduction by bubba May 4, 2004