simulblast 

verb - the act of defecating (usually by accident) while vomiting. Usually an unfortunate accompaniment to influenza or food poisoning.

Man, there was puke and feces all over the bathroom after I simulblasted. My mom had to take my boxers out to the dumpster!

simulblast by Shmeeism April 1, 2007

simulbation 

An engineering activity, where a system is simulated using software that encourages repeated iterations of the simulation. The simulation activity is its own reward, and may never result in a completed design.

Hey, are you ever going to finish that project, or are you just going to keep simulbating it? I'm tired of this endless simulbation, just finish the design!

simulbation by word burgler November 27, 2014

Simulcast

Back when people watched television with a digital cable box, you might've noticed that two or more channels broadcast the same exact thing. They might not all be in sync though, and the 'carbon copies' are often worse in quality. This is strictly known as simulcasting.

When I was a kid, I used to find it mildly intriguing that channels 26, 232, 234, and 556 all broadcasted the exact same content. Didn't know these were called simulcasts until now.

Simulcast by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2021

Simulcast

Japanese Anime that is recorded as broadcast, i.e., nudity and flashing images are censored with mosaics. It is the opposite of "uncut" which is uncensored content made for Western countries.

You're watching simulcast hentai? Go buy a blu-ray disk from the states and see it uncensored!

Simulcast by sandle143 January 29, 2021

simulbate 

(v.) to simulbate, simulbated, simulbating
The act of masturbating while playing the computer game Sims.

- but come on, the chances of you getting a girlfriend are what? 0?
- no i had one in the sims. actually, i'm gonna go download the sims 2, that way i can get lots of girlfriends and i'm going to get the british version. that way the girls have that sexy brit accent when they talk dirty to me.
- They don't talk in the sims2?
- They will when i'm sitting alone simulbating

simulbate by soul8o8 October 22, 2004

Simulcast

When one empties their bowels and bladder simultaneously, typically as an ultimate sign of disrespect. Similar to the flaming bag of poo on a doorstep.

“He pissed me off so much, I stared him right in the eye and simulcasted on the sidewalk.”

Simulcast by LemonStack February 27, 2021

simultasticrap 

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

simultasticrap by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011