redneckian
Having the characteristics of a redneck.
redneckian by Kristymcj August 23, 2006
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MAGA Redneckian-American
An average hillbilly that loves MAGA, President Donald Trump, Worshipping Fake Jesus, Harassing Minorities, Sucking up handguns and eating shit at the same time while fucking their 2nd cousin with expired Condoms. but Relying on Food stamps and hates anything "Obama-Related." Forgetting that they use stolen toilet paper drinking Budwiesers and do drugs while watching the next episode of Barney and Friends on PBS Kids on their Stolen Old Standard TV. They are the worst Rural Motherfuckers Money can't buy. They like to drink Jack Daniel's Whisky found in the dumpster, eat a shitload of McDonald's McNuggets and Drink the Cheapest Starbucks Coffee while carrying with Semi-Automatic Weapons and go to Church and pray Falling Black cocks while Snorting Smarties to get high. You Can find these Nature's trash in Parts of Montana all the way to Texas. They sometimes act like Bill Cosby and yell "Pokemon is for little babies and shit!"
This is what you see in America, the 30% of what USA Call an MAGA Redneckian-American. This is how they communicate daily.
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
Cashier 1: Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?
Redneckian: I want 5 Big mac Combos & Do you to believe in Jesus?
Cashier 1: Excuse me? I'm a Muslim you racist POS!
Redneckian: Um, Fuck you asshole I Believe in Jesus, You Terrorists need to get the fuck off our land.
Cashier 1: Sir, You need to calm down. I'm calling the Cops, and refusing you service!
*Later that same day*
Police Officer: Oh Shit, It's you John Carter! You Son of a bitch, You realize why you are here?
John Carter: Well, Officer Fuck you and your Terrorist-loving style. I only know the colors of Red White & Blue and President Donald Trump. I get to keep my Guns & it's my Second Amendment!
Police Officer: Sir, Step off the Vehicle! We're placing you under Arrest for now anything you say will go against you.
*John Carter Fleeing from the cop while running out of the 1999 Ford F150 with a Trump sticker in the bumper*
Police Officer: Fuck it, Your ass is mine! *Ignores the Citation shot john with bullets* We fuck Donald Trump.
Cashier 1: This is awesome! It's like watching an action movie in place with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable guy but in real life!
Police Officer: Copy that, We got the suspect down with a Bag of stolen Frozen Mcnuggets and a 12 Gauge shotgun on the Back seat of the vehicle. Roger!
Cashier 1: Thank you so much, Officer!
MAGA Redneckian-American by Arika Cho cho Butterface May 11, 2020
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Rednecktard
Sister banging, cousin loving, Bush fan, confederate flag supporting one toothed ignorant yokel. Similar to the usual redneck only way dumber. They tend to support everything they see in fox news. Hate brown people, black people, Jewish people, smart people, college people, and most of all them' damn mexicans.
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Redneckognize
Verb.
(1) to recognize things in a redneck manner
(2)Recognize when someone is a redneck or recognize something from the redneck culture
(1) to recognize things in a redneck manner
(2)Recognize when someone is a redneck or recognize something from the redneck culture
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Redneckenomics
Redneckenomics is defined by a group of redneck citizens that interpret the news and other "local" information and apply it to the life they are leading and the short falls in life. Typically completely incorrect understanding and application of information that may result in mob behaviorism and piles and piles of cheap beer cans while giving the show Cops plenty of footage.
"My husband aint werkin right naw and if dat osama would get out of orifice the ekonomy could get fixed and I wood pays my bills"
I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.
I am sorry, however I am unable to apply your Redneckenomics to your bill so I need you to give me your credit card now.
Redneckenomics by jason bmf chambers October 7, 2009