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Raking Off 

1. The use of an actual rake with at least 25 teeth made of thinly sliced metal, usually in the color of green, to masterbate. There are many different styles, such as: thrusting, wacking, scaffing, slicing, etc.

2. Using one's hand to ejaculate all over a bitch or any object that one pleases.
"dude, stop raking off in my bed all over that bitch"
"dude"
"dude, now you have to go to Home Depot and get me another new rake"
"dude, raking off is just weird"
"dude"
Raking Off by FancyHancy February 7, 2008

Ricking off 

When a male jerks off whilst having two or more fingers up his asshole
My hands still hurt from ricking off last night!
Ricking off by Skibidi edger February 20, 2024

Bored off my Rocking Horse 

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.
Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

High Ranking Official 

Someone from an organization who tries to get shit done will pull out the High Ranking Official card on underperforming clients in order to accomplish a task.
Mr. Jacobs but is also known as the High Ranking Official around here, as he is our go to if a carrier is dragging their feet on getting EDI files from testing into production.