punhed

A punhed is a sleep deprived zombie like human. Usually after a long day at work or school.

Man I'm a total punhed after that all nighter I had.

punhed by Jak Daxter December 17, 2015

Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

Punched Lasagne by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011

punheta

portuguese word for wanking(tossing the gherkin)

i caught my boyfriend wanking in the dark, he scared me to death.

punheta by mazda71 September 7, 2003

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

Out punted your coverage by _The Pathfinder_ August 20, 2011

Three-hole Punched 

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

Three-hole Punched by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

Punched Lasagna 

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

Punched Lasagna by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020

trailer punked 

where the movie trailer ruins the movie by revealing plots points or containing ALL the funny parts

Q:how was the movie?
A:lousy; the trailer was better and a heckuva lot shorter
and cheaper...i was trailer punked!

trailer punked by jimijimijimi November 24, 2009