house hoe

a house hoe is a common girlfriend shared among the male members of a household.

hey dan i call dibbs on the house hoe tonight feeling horny!

house hoe by wiseguy2505 May 26, 2010

Haunted House Hoe 

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.

"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."

Haunted House Hoe by ziggytheman November 18, 2015

hoe house

A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.

You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.

hoe house by KishaB December 5, 2015

Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.

Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”

Hose hoe by Acfireman January 19, 2019

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand 

A saying which translates to "the amount of times you masturbate should be inversely proportional to the amount of people in your house"

Person 1: "Bro I'm horny as hell and I need to release some stress but people keep calling me and entering my room"
Person 2: "Remember, the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand"
Person 1: "You're right, I should go somewhere else"

the more hoes in your land, the less hose in your hand by MalakaiESP March 17, 2020

Hoése 

verb: to do a hoése would be to run to the nearest asian and scream in their face "STOP EATING MY DOG!!!!!"
noun: a loser

verb: I dare you to do a hoése
noun: God you're such a hoése

Hoése by #welovejosemaria November 25, 2021

Hoese

A latino gigolo.

Me: Yo Doug.
Doug: What it is?
Me: My sister brought a Hoese home last night. She was moaning hella loud. Ruined my game of COD.
Doug: Damn.

Hoese by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023