Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.

I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.

Daddy Probing by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

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anal probing

This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.

Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.

anal probing by christopher thomas September 7, 2008

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Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

Probing The Moon by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

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rectal probing

A simple procedure execute by curious aliens or doctors to examine the lower rectum and other internal organs of a person/animal. They (gently) insert a tool, tentacle or finger into your anus. This allows them to feel your interior and explore it.

This procedure can be considerated a bit invasive by some people.

Kang: My name is Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.
Kodos: Hello.
Homer: I suppose you wanna probe me. Well, might as well get it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
(The Simpsons - S8E1: Treehouse of Horror VII)

rectal probing by Arcem___S_V June 15, 2020

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