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Pedtextrian 

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009
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Fallacy of the predetermined outcome 

A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.
Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”

pedetacious 

Adjective. Used as a substitute in circumstances where a appropriate adjective cannot be found.
"I can't describe the colour of her eyes. You might say she's got pedetacious eyes".
pedetacious by shellity February 9, 2009

Peeternity 

When you are urinating and you start to think that it will never stop.
When I woke up this morning and used the restroom, it felt like I would be in there for peeternity.

Even though I was late for work, I was in the bathroom and it seemed like peeternity.
Peeternity by tomjordan January 13, 2011

pedexterity 

v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous
Susie dropped her pencil on the floor during school and, thanking Sweet Jesus for her pedexterity, slipped her foot out of her flip-flop and picked it up with her toes.
pedexterity by Am B. Dextrous April 15, 2008

peeter skweezer 

One who enjoys fondling male genetalia
That damn Fred is a peeter skweezer!
peeter skweezer by Molecule- November 10, 2008