wowdowed 

The state of having been made into a World of Warcraft widow or widower.

John isn't dating anyone, which is just as well. Any guy or girl who went out with him would be wowdowed as soon as the relationship started.

wowdowed by wowrelationshipcounsellor November 19, 2009

Wondowed

A term in soccer/football to describe a horribly missed shot that should have easily been a goal...

In reference to Chris Wondowlowski's failure to tap in a sitter from 5yds out that would have saved the USA from elimination in the 2014 World Cup match against Belgium.

I played him a perfect through ball, but he wondowed it and then we lost in extra time...

Wondowed by CrimsonCurse May 20, 2015