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Rough anal intercourse, usually performed as punishment for those who are unfortunate to enter enter the Poontah Tribe's sacred territory. It involves the whole group of whoever stepped into their territory strapped to a log and given two choices. Death... or Poontah. Most given these choices are unaware of the true nature of the word Poontah, and are buttfucked by the whole damn tribe (except the chieftain.) Those who survive the hard Poontah feel the cum from the tribe's collective climax alter their DNA, and in 20-ish minutes become another member of the tribe.
Chieftain: Skinneh Man... what do you choose? Poontah..? or DEATH?!

Algebra Teacher: Well, I don't want to die, but I don't know what Poontah means...

Chieftain: *silence*

Algebra Teacher: Alright, fine! I choose Poontah. How bad could it be?

Chieftain: HE CHOOSES DE POONTAH!

Entire tribe: *applauding whilst stripping him ass naked*

Algebra Teacher: ...Well, Fuck.
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Poontah is rough buttsex/anal sex.
cheif: you have the choice between Poontah or Death!

Me: hmm then death

chief: he chooses death...

Me: whew...

chief: BY POONTAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OWAAA

Me: O_o
Poontah by Westermark October 1, 2011

poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.
Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

poontacular 

An extremely fortunate situation, comprising of a group of two or more single and available females. Especially related to girls attracted to other girls, or overwhelming nudity.
Five girls in a hot tub? Brah, that's Poontacular.
poontacular by Mark D'Antonio October 29, 2006

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it
No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.
Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.
Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.