-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.

-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "

Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010

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Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

straightass by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

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Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

Straightcasimistic by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020

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Straightgay

A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

Straightgay by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

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