Grobot 

Someone who compulsively pants weed out of control

Dude! You have way too many pot plants in this tiny apartment!
You gotta stop, man…what are you, a Grobot?

Grobot by Rebel Dandy April 20, 2019

I am Groot 

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

I am Groot by mag21 August 17, 2014

Grootmoor 

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs

"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"

Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020

Groot 

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

Goobotz 

a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.

Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.

Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010

grootman 

slang. a. In urban (especially township) English: a term of respect for an older man or a leader.

“My grootman resembles my father.”

grootman by Clive Custódio April 26, 2019

groblot 

Groblot - When something really shitty happens

Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!

groblot by EduardBoon December 9, 2008