Goldmining

When a person eats a bunch of corn, then a partner fists them and pulls out the corn loaded shit.

That chick at the church picnic really put away the corn. I'm guessing her boyfriend wanted to go goldmining.

Goldmining by JBooker December 8, 2013

Goldmining

When the fist is shoved so far up ones anus to the point where fecal matter can be touched and corn is extracted from said fecal matter

Did you hear about what happened to Jude? He got caught goldmining Macy in the bathroom!

Goldmining by SkeetSkeetQuail May 1, 2019

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.

Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?

Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

Gold Mining Toaster by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

Gold mining 

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.

“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”

Gold mining by Shane21 April 15, 2019

Goodwining

Explaining everything even though people say the already understand.

Jasón: hey do u guys know what a versa is.
Everyone : yes
Jasón: it’s a small car made by Nissan

Everyone : quit goodwining , we know.

Goodwining by Ksbajdnsbsbdb October 30, 2018

Goldmisting 

When you purposely piss in your roommates humidifier

Joe pissed me off last week so when he wasn’t home I gave his humidifier a good goldmisting

Goldmisting by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022