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Revenue Shareholder 

A revenue shareholder receives a portion of a company's revenue directly proportionate to the quantity of shares owned; 1% ownership pays 1% of the total net revenue.

The phrased was originally coined by NaturThink when they developed a new kind of business structured around joint ownership with shareholders participating as board members influencing the direction of the company with online votes.

No more greedy executives voting for hefty bonuses and umbrella parachutes
As a revenue shareholder I received 10% of the company's profits.
Revenue Shareholder by intentions101 November 18, 2011
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Internal Revenue Service 

The Internal Revenue Service, also known as the IRS, is the revenue service for the U.S. federal government, which is responsible for collecting stupid taxes and dumbly administering the IRC (Internal Revenue Code).
IRS: This is the Internal Revenue Service.
Victim: *breaths*
IRS: IT'S TIME TO PAY YOUR TAXES...
Internal Revenue Service by SubIeveI February 17, 2023

Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”

Captain's Revenge 

The disturbingly blue-green colored poop after eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
"Dude, I shat blue and green this morning!"

"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"

"Yeah..."

"Captain's revenge."

Ramen's Revenge 

The painful shitting that occurs after one consumes several packs of Ramen Noodles. Which also include drinking the flavored run off after eating all the noodles (tends to make toilet water very greasy).
Yo I cant go to the party 2nite, my stomach is really fucked up..
>> What the hell did u eat?
I had like 4 packs of Ramen Noodles and now Im feeling constipated with diarrhea.
>>Ramen's Revenge strikes again.
Ramen's Revenge by BLACKB0MBER January 26, 2009

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

Caesar's Revenge 

The monstrous shit you have to take after eating a Hot 'n' Ready from Little Caesar's Pizza. It will feel like your insides are being torn out. Almost everyone who has eaten a Hot 'n' Ready has experienced this curse.
Dan: Man, you took forever in the bathroom today. You die in there?

Max: Yeah. It was a case of Caesar's Revenge.

Dan: I'll be sure to stay away for a few hours.

Max: Good call.
Caesar's Revenge by idiedtoday July 13, 2010