executive 

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

executive by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Executive 

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

Executive by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

executive 

normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

$2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead)

executive by renter September 28, 2006

executive 

One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
Dude 2: Shut up.

executive by The Literate Chatter-box October 21, 2004

executive 

high rollin' playa at some ill company

Bill Gates is tha executive of Microsoft

executive by mo April 5, 2003

executive 

you are having anal sex with a girl, you withdrawl the penis, and start titty fucking her leaving a shit trail in the middle of her chest resembling a tie

i have her the executive last night

executive by bob boes February 17, 2003

Executive 

"Executive " : n 1 : the branch of a system with duties well known with executive commitment .. 2 : administered for managing stages commitment as responsible ..

"Executive " : "ex-ec-u-trix",

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Executive by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024