She says, "You're going out with
your friends tonight, and
I don't want to go out with
your friends, but I want to hang out with you. Maybe I should go out with you. No, maybe you should just stay in with me. No, maybe I'll just stay here all by myself and watch Steel Magnolias on VHS."
I say, "I'm going out. Come with me if you want, but you'll have to stop vagillating."