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Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.
When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014

Postrage 

The item on ebay had very high postrage.
Postrage by juneaux March 30, 2009

The Postage Stamp 

The sexual maneuver in which you cum into somebody's butt hole, lick it along the crack like your sealing an envelope, push the cheeks together so it's officially sealed, and then stamp it by giving the ass cheek a hicky.
"So, Tom and I were pioneering the Postage Stamp the other day and I wasn't able to defecate for almost four business days."
Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.
"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"
Postage by Replicat January 3, 2014

postage stamp

any sexual act that involves licking and sticking