wikerection

When one is aroused due to the content of a wikipedia page whilst surfing the interweb for splendid information.

Isaac: That information on the interweb sure is splendid!
Donahue: Yes, sir. And it gave me one hell of a wikerection.

wikerection by Isaac/Ashley February 1, 2008

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Weerection

An erection that is caused by the need to urinate and is purely non sexual.
Most often occurring in male humans, specifically prominent when the owner of the penis wakes up in the morning.

The word fuses the words "wee" and "erection".
Aka: "Peerection".

Joseph woke up with a peerection.

Joseph: Hey Jenny, I woke up with a weerection this morning!

Jenny: My name is not Jenny, it is Penis Chopper 3000 and I have come to earth to chop your penis off.

Joseph: I like cereal.

Penis Chopper 3000: Chop.

Weerection by Reuben WOLOLO February 20, 2014

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wikerection • walkerection • Weerection • WIIrection

WIIrection

when you insert your WIImote analy and swing you butt as you play the WII

I gave my girlfreind a WIIrection

WIIrection by Thatpersonwhodidthatonething August 11, 2010

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walkerection

An erection you get when you are walking, then a hot girl passes by

Kid 1 : I'm having a walkerection man
Kid 2 : But that girl aint even hot

walkerection by Marshall T May 22, 2014

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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