Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

Tank Commander by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

Tank commander by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

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tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

tank commander by Doug W. February 11, 2008

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Pulling a Tankcommader

When everyone blames you for everything because your life is a failure.

Why is Ethan so sad? Because he is pulling a tankcommader .

Pulling a Tankcommader by Cekidor June 15, 2017

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The tankcommader

When you always play the victim card because you have no better way to make a comeback in an argument

With all hope lost, Ethan had to use the tankcommader with no better way to come back

The tankcommader by Waters0175 June 15, 2017

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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