Gloving
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Gloving
The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.
Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.
Dude, just do gloving instead.
Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
Dude, just do gloving instead.
Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!
Gloving by Hondagloving July 6, 2017
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Gloving
The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.
Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
Gloving by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018
gloving
Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
Gloving
A sexual act where the female (or male) sticks their entire hand into their male partners foreskin. They then rub the head of the penis while their hand is fully inside the foreskin.
Guy 1: Did you smash your gf last night bro?
Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.
Guy 1: what the fuck
Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.
Guy 1: what the fuck
Gloving by ThatOneGuyWhoDrinksAllThePunch April 20, 2018
Gloving
when a bromance takes on a new level of intimacy and becomes gay-loving.
differences between a bromance and gloving include are subtle. in a celebration, a bro might SLAP another's ass. two men gloving might SQUEEZE the other's ass. Basically, more touchy than a bromance.
differences between a bromance and gloving include are subtle. in a celebration, a bro might SLAP another's ass. two men gloving might SQUEEZE the other's ass. Basically, more touchy than a bromance.
Gloving
When a person leaves gloves in a shopping mall and a stranger picks one up. The person will then come out and performing the sexual act of gloving, rubbing the person out.
Gloving by Thecumslinger May 26, 2022