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Aspergian Spectral Range
1.) Were the Autistic Spectrum a standard mathematic number line the Aspergian Spectral Range would be a set of values falling between neurotypicality and the full blown locked mindedness of Autism.
2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
2.) A mysterious land inhabited by eccentric cognitive unicorns.
Known for their heightened intelligence and well written ways, their unusual quirks and qualities could not be overlooked. These are the tales of the autistically enhanced tibal folk hailing from the mysterious land known as the Aspergian Spectral Range.
Aspergian Spectral Range by Virulent Vox February 8, 2019
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Aspergatron
A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013
aspergineering
‘Aspergineering’ is a term coined to describe a branch of thinking associated with people who have Aspergers Syndrome (AS). People with AS often have a unique ability to go beyond the concept of "thinking outside of the box".
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
In fact, in Aspergineering terms, there simply is no box!
Einstein's theory of relativity is an example of aspergineering.
aspergineering by mark tinley October 22, 2007
Aspersion
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Comes from the Latin word "Aspersio," which has a double meaning.
1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.
Comes from the Latin word "Aspersio," which has a double meaning.
1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.
Aspergia
Basically a shorter way to say "Asperger's Community". This is often confused with uneducated dipshits (i.e. The person who wrote the definition below, MickeyMouse7) as the disorder itself.
MickeyMouse7: ASPERGIA IS A FAKE DISORDER!
Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.
MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!
Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.
MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Intelligent Aspie: Actually, 'Aspergia' is a slang term for the Asperger's Community, not the disorder.
MickeyMouse7: I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL A FAKE DISORDER! HURR DURR!
Intelligent Aspie: ...but brain scans, psychological tests, even autopsies have proven that Asperger's Syndrome is a real disorder.
MickeyMouse7: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE WHAT SCIENCE HAS TO SAY? LOGIC AND REASON IS JUST AS FAKE AS ASSBURGERS! HURR DURR HERPHERPHERPHERP DUUUUURRR!
Aspergia by Enemy_of_Ignorance December 2, 2011
Aspergerianette
(as-per-geh-ree-eh-net) n. a female counterpart of an aspergarian.
BS: Herself an Aspergerianette, Heather Kuzmich is a model willing to be a role model to both boys and girls with Asperger's Syndrome.
Aspergerianette by bobert dynamite August 4, 2010