Pulling a jo 

Pinging everone in a discord server

$cookie @everyone (it was a command to give someone a cookie but i pinged everyone cuz i wanted to give everyone a cookie and thats why its named pulling a jo)

Pulling a jo by tuxerman June 30, 2020

pulling a jo 

when you fill your pockets with pizza rolls

When your pizza rolls are done
*pulling a jo*
*crab rave music plays*

pulling a jo by xxepicgamer69xx February 5, 2019

pulling a joaquin 

The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.

On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-

pulling a joaquin by Depardieus September 3, 2012

Pulling a Johnson 

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

Pulling a Johnson by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

Pulling a Jordan 

The act of driving a car so aggressively that it breaks (typically within a few months of buying)

Dude I want to buy a Lambo but I’m afraid that I’ll end up pulling a Jordan.

Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019

pulling a johnny

to tell a story that is exaggerated, sometimes to the extent of unbelievable, but more often just enough that it makes them look amazing, without being too far fetched.

dude 1: bro, the other night, I was in this really bumpin club with these two girls, and they both started sucking me off dude, together, right there!

dude 2: Bro, is this for real? or are you just pulling a Johnny on me?

pulling a johnny by elfonzolera July 11, 2010

Pulling a John 

When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse

“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”

“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”

Pulling a John by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017