Dick Booger

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

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Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

Dick booger by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

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Dick booger

A mass of unidentified material, on or around the penis.

I woke up this morning, after a hard night partying, with the biggest dick booger I'd ever seen.

Dick booger by Blackbilly1965 February 3, 2019

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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.

After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.

Dick booger by Spartanite March 28, 2019