kryptus 

a big homo lol

wow he's such a kryptus

kryptus by totallynotjoren January 21, 2019

Kryptosi 

Real nigga, Always SPITTING fax, he always SPITTING, instagram be blackballing his posts tho, but you know, its cuz instagram jealous of a REAL NIGGA

AYE, LOOK AT KRYPTOSI, YEAH, KRYPTOSI A REAL NIGGA

Kryptosi by Kryptosii on Instagram November 5, 2020

Kryptoshite 

The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.

Last night I dumped enough kryptoshite to kill an army of Supermen.

Kryptoshite by DampeS8N December 20, 2010

kryptesticle 

A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.

Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.

kryptesticle by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006

Kryptosock 

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

Kryptosock by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

Kryptos 

God

Man: "I saw Kryptos yesterday"
Atheist: *converts*

Kryptos by 16CharactersLong March 22, 2021

Kryptoslechta 

The mix between Nutella and liver pate

Mmm... I could go for some bread with kryptoslechta

Kryptoslechta by Tsczhabb April 10, 2022