poobus 

when you shovel 78 (exactly) blueberry flavored mini muffins into you or another woman's vagina

yo, chris and his bitch did a poobus last night. kinky ass motherfuckers

poobus by poobuslover42969 March 26, 2021

poobiscuit 

A top-tier god-like rapper. He got money, he got bars, he got thousand dollar cars

and dont forget about the ladies.

guy: did you hear Poobiscuits new song?

Girl: No but i heard about how HOT he is

poobiscuit by PoobisuitFan July 9, 2021

Poobsh 

A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart

Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'

Poobsh by Bimblam December 29, 2007

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Poonus Minimus 

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

Poonus Minimus by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

Poobis 

Whatever the speaker wishes it to mean

“You’re a god damn Poobis”

“Look it’s a wild Poobis”
“I love Poobis”

Poobis by Shrek’s left nut March 8, 2019

poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

poobum by Rohan February 28, 2004