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gorgonic 

A nonspecific adjective that could possibly be derived from the Greek monster, the gorgon. The obvious meaning would be "monstrous," but the word is actually employed in any number of circumstances to mean huge, pungent, powerful, loud, old, and a variety of other things. In truth, it is meant to be a false adjective, thrown into sentences to see if people are truly listening or if they're just pretending to understand what you say.
It was a truly gorgonic experience... you know what I mean?

The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!

Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
gorgonic by Talmanes December 3, 2006
How TF DO YOU NOT LIKE GORTNITE!?!?!
gortnite by Calebis October 18, 2020

Gordonitis 

The insatiable urge for self-gratification.
Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

gorgonize 

To have a paralyzing or stupefying effect on
To stare at with a petrifying look
Izzy asked Sol why he was willing to take us. She gave him a look that would gorgonize.
gorgonize by st-kay January 26, 2013

Orgonite 

Mixing catalyzed organic fiberglass resin with inorganic metal shavings, poured into small molds such as paper cups and muffin pans, would produce a substance which would attract etheric energy similarly to Wilhelm Reich's orgone accumulators.

Orgonite generates Orgone energy. They work like an environmental ionizer. They change the energy of a place.

Different forms of orgonite are coined as Holy Handgrenades also called HHGs, a Monty Python term. They are usually made in cone or pyramid shapes. They are put in areas where bad energy is present, such as vortex, homes, areas of bad activitiy, etc.

Towerbusters are smaller forms of orgonite pieces, used to place in gardens, areas where microwaves are excessive, comuputers, computer terminals, television sets, and more.

Orgonite Cloudbusters are a large scale device based on a Wilhelm Reich cloudbuster, but are more user friendly and less dangerous to the operator. It's also referred to as a ChemBuster CB. It helps change the energy of the environment. It's purpose is to dispel chemtrails also known as chemtrail trails from aerial aerosol spraying from planes.
We have 5 orgonite cloudbusters in our area.
Orgonite by The Women Warriors February 28, 2007

Gordonize 

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.
Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.
Gordonize by Andew Gardner March 7, 2008