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perhapsmear

A word used in place of "perhaps" whose only purpose is making the listener have to think about what was just said, and possibly throw the conversation in a completely different direction (because of its similarity to pap smear).
Joe: "Are we going to finish this job today?"
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."
perhapsmear by K.R.S.H.W. May 5, 2008

Perhapsedly 

Adverb: according to the information available, there is still an uncertainty.
Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”
Perhapsedly by Semperian May 13, 2023

Perhappios 

How the cool people of the World say "perhaps".
-You wanna go eat some mountain pears?

-Mountain pears? Perhappios.
Perhappios by Dr. Smoof April 30, 2010

Perhapples 

A fun play on the word "Perhaps".
Similar to "Maybe".
"Wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Perhapples. I may have to work."
Perhapples by LoveBoat_xo October 3, 2009

Periapsis 

the point in the path of an orbiting body at which it is nearest to the body that it orbits.
The angular rate is faster nearer periapsis and slower near apoapsis.
Periapsis by Cloudisnowbear January 10, 2022

The Persassies

The followers of the King Persassy Jackson
You should follow the persassies on tiktok they're elite
The Persassies by k_a_y July 21, 2020