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Pull an Ashlee 

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!
Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!
Pull an Ashlee by dentaldiva85 December 20, 2016

pull an ashley 

1. to be a two-faced bitch

2. to act like a slut then deny it or pretend to be oblivious to it
EX:

Helen: okay, that dress is way too slutty for you to wear out
Georgia: oh! you really think so? i didn't even notice how short it was...

(later that night)
Georgia: Helen was bitching about my outfit just because i'm skinnier than her
Sammy: don't pull an ashley, you do look like a slut.
pull an ashley by dmm1994 January 8, 2012

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an) 

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026