Panvini

Literally the worst existence known to man. If you are called this you should probably cry in a ditch for a while cuz u did something terrible. Panvini describes a pussy who still thinks they’re in high school.

Look at that Panvini. He’s a real douche canoe

Panvini by Pussyslayer900 December 12, 2018

panini head 

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Indian panini 

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

Indian panini by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Panini 

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

Pittsburgh Panini by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

Bell Island Panini 

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

Bell Island Panini by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008

Panini Press 

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

Panini Press by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019