Offened 

"Offended" For Stupid people with "Stupid Bitch Disorder"

Gasp. I am Offened. I am the lit queen.

Offened by Emily hiu lwdcfsewqw November 24, 2018

Flex Offender 

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

Flex Offender by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender 

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008

Offendotron 

Person/people offended by anything however innocuous inc. jokes and squirrels

"Oooh what an adorable baby, is it a boy or a girl?"
Offendotron: "Why are you asking?! That's so transphobic" #blocked

"I love Nuts in May"
Offendotron:"WHAT?! Why do nuts get preferable treatment for a whole month?? Misogynist" #blocked and #reported

Offendotron by V-Minx December 22, 2014

Offendinista 

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020

Flex offender 

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.

Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear

Flex offender by Nateg123 November 27, 2017

text offender 

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

text offender by fruitermelon October 24, 2008