wood-pusher 

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.

Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.

wood-pusher by ChessWizard June 14, 2010

wood pusher 

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

wood pusher by roller January 4, 2005

Wood pusher 

term developed by aggressive in-liners to get back at skaters because they hate on everything and everyone

That fuckin' wood pusher thinks he's all bad because the only thing they can do is flip a piece of shit around with their feet.

Wood pusher by Anonymous September 25, 2003

wood pusher 

the name forced by the name fruit booter

if u all got off tonys dick and saw that we all need to work together youd understand. why fight with someone who does almost the same thing. we dont destroy ledges. get over it

wood pusher by fruitboot May 6, 2004

wood pusher 

when you crap when having anal gay sex

Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher

Other Gay Guy: sorry

wood pusher by zach June 9, 2004

Wood Pusher 

A Skateboarder

Guy: Wood Pushers Rock!
Girl: YEAH I BE GOOD WOOD PUSHER!
Guy: Shut up Poser >\

Wood Pusher by Taco April 17, 2004

wood pusher 

one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)

a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.

that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)

wood pusher by olivia jean October 9, 2006