Dickscount

When you buy weed from a guy and suck his dick for a lower price.

#1: Him: Dude, Selena gave me a bj last night so I gave her a dickscount on the g she bought.

Other guy: nice.

#2: Guy: Hey girl, if you buy your weed through me I'll give you that dickscount.
Girl: Oouu, I'm down.

Dickscount by hxn.bxnxn October 28, 2018

Dickscount

A discount for dicks.

"I gave that customer a great dickscount, because he was such a dick."

"We will be dickscounting the prices on KY especially for you."

All items are dickscounted, for the dicks.

Dickscounts, dickscounted, dickscounting

Dickscount by JayyTheOrc May 9, 2018

Dickscount

A deduction in the cost of goods or services which is a result of high quality sexual encounters.

I was going to go to night school to learn more about the profession of my lady friend , however, she said she’d do it for free and give me a Dickscount.

Dickscount by JayAura December 18, 2024

Five finger discount 

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Five finger discount by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

100% discount 

To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.

I got the 100% discount on this new phone

I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.

100% discount by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016

100% off discount coupon 

A weapon, often a gun.

Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

100% off discount coupon by Koreami September 24, 2022