blorting 

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

blorting by Jesstet June 27, 2016

bloating 

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

Blotting 

London slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as 'shotting')

Man 1: "Safe man, you blotting out here?"

Man 2: "Yeah blud, I got *weed/MDMA/cocaine"

At which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete

Blotting by marsh93 September 17, 2013

blosting

Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.

I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.

blosting by steve vai July 20, 2006

Blirting 

When your trying to flirt but you get so nervous your blurt our random things.

"Your as hot as my DVD player"

"What would I do without the u in me or right there isn't one, but I don't mean I don't like you I mean were not dating but I do want to"

Outlooker: "omg she is totally blirting"

Blirting by LeiRoseGST February 7, 2019

blurting 

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

blurting by Dinos queen April 12, 2016