The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme
procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours
straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for
2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1:
Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend
2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly
stiff gelled hair. Thanks!