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FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.
laptip by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008
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One of the things that happen when you misspell "Laptop"
Person 1: Two secs, it's on my laptip.

Person 2: Loll LAPtIP
Person 1 : Shut up I meant laptop.
Laptip by reason everyone drinks August 15, 2018

brickie's laptop 

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
brickie's laptop by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

Italian Laptop 

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

Gaming Laptop 

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
Gaming Laptop by ne0ooo March 10, 2022

Laptop Drive of Shame 

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.
"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."
Laptop Drive of Shame by ossftw August 6, 2008