consparagus 

To conspire against asparagus.

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Little Billy and his mother were growing quite hungry but there wasn't really much to eat in their tent. So they decided to ride their tandem bicycle to Shop Rite. They grabbed some milk, eggs, salsa, two muffins, fertilizer, corn syrup, and bologna. Billy's mother would have told Billy to grab asparagus, but remembered just earlier that he had a consparagus.

consparagus by Frank Mkay June 28, 2018