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splattering troy 

When a person throws a spray paint can in a fire and another person attempts to video tape it a foot from it, only to have it blow up in his face giving him the new alias, "Specs". Having to be rushed to the hospital by a drunk person where he received treatment for 3rd degree burns.
My friend Troy Helmick video taped a spray paint can exploding and got deuced in the face by a scalding paint can. He is now splattering troy.
splattering troy by b'out son January 26, 2010

Splatterwag

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.
Splatterwag by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

splatterback 

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.
Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."
splatterback by B December 6, 2004

splattercan 

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit
My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
splattercan by ginzberg March 5, 2004

Splatterbated 

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.
Splatterbated by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004