asshawk 

a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.

would you like to rub my asshawk for good luck?

asshawk by l'charles March 17, 2005

Asshawk 

A Mohawk on a hairy hiney.

Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.

Asshawk by The BS Express May 12, 2022

asshack 

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

asshack by aksival July 3, 2007

asshacker 

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

asshacker by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

ass hawk 

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.

Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.

ass hawk by guinness67 July 16, 2009

ass hawk 

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks

Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk

ass hawk by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010

asshack 

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

asshack by aksival July 24, 2007