Shelping 

The act by a female of giving unsolicited advice despite the fact she has little or no knowledge of the topic about which she is advising. It is derived from the claim “SHE was only HELPING” and often proceeds mansplaining. At least one non-profit organization exists to help end shelping.

I was trying to focus on turning off the busted water line, but she wouldn't stop shelping so I could think straight.

Shelping by SeniorTravel.TV June 6, 2018

shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.

He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.

Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Shelving

Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.

"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"

Shelving by DagdA LamB February 20, 2014

Shellings 

recognition a di most hype ting i.e.: tune, sound, artist, event,

SHELLINGS!!!", new Riddim from yard!!!

Shellings by denverbanton July 21, 2011

Shelfing

Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.

I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.

Shelfing by Saturninus October 31, 2011