tHin wHeats 

A very holy cracker used to drive away unpure souls such as demons

Bobbena: What the McChicken, a demon, go get the tHin wHeats out.
Demon: -Runs away in utter fear-

tHin wHeats by Killan Ded September 14, 2020

Wheat Thin 

a hot beezy who is thin and everyone wants to grind her

ay check that wheat thin out

LETS GRIND !

Wheat Thin by skim69 August 8, 2009

Wheat Thin 

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.

The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

Wheat Thin by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018

wheat thin surprise 

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

wheat thin surprise by jilmagui February 24, 2011

pull a wheat thin 

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

pull a wheat thin by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit 

Same meaning as Craka... A caucasion male

You Wheat Thin

Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscit by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003

wheat thin 

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

wheat thin by the great rizzle October 2, 2003