fertiled 

When a coworker doesn’t understand how babies are made.

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?

fertiled by Thestig223 November 15, 2018

Fertile Crescent 

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

Fertile Crescent by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013

American Fertile Crescent 

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

American Fertile Crescent by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Fertile 

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid

Damn, Daniela is fertile

Fertile by the funny one July 24, 2016

Fertile 

Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.

That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.

Fertile by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

fertile month 

The particular month of the year when boys are most attracted to you. Has nothing to do with your period.

Sam: Hey, Mason is totally checking you out.
Anna: Really? But he's never even talked to me before!
Sam: It must be your fertile month.

fertile month by 9Sisterjal7 December 30, 2014