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Conjunction Vitus

1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
Conjunction Vitus by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

spanish conjunction 

it is when a people (s) is in a public area and completely surrounded by people of spanish decent, only speaking spanish.
dude,
what,
last night i was at a club and there were like thousandes of spanish people it felt like i was in a spanish conjunction
spanish conjunction by steviejew October 4, 2010

bespite of (conjunction) 

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."
This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.

Debauched Conjunction 

If you can shit it out it doesn’t count
I don’t know what you’re on about. It was a debauched conjunction

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense