Conism 

Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.

“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”

Conism by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018

coxism 

A philosophy, saying, phrase, or policy of life of the ever so popular scrubs character perry cox.

"people are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling", is possibly one of the greatest coxisms ever.

coxism by the real marz August 7, 2007

Cornism 

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

Cornism by Taznixx September 26, 2018

Consmad 

A word to describe all your confused feelings at once.
Con=Confused
Smad=Sad/Mad

Omg, he just broke up with me. I dont know why! I'm so fricken consmad!!

Consmad by Tara Kathleen December 9, 2008

Consim 

The most adorable lovable little lion 🦁, funny, intelligent, honest, caring, silly, and a munchkin. Prude but perfect 👌

ConSim is super cute

Consim by Hsiakwjdjsja May 20, 2019

Cowism 

A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

Cowism by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

consimilla 

The polinated female cannabis plant.
cannabis with seeds known as mersh

dude my mate grew some nice consimilla in the garden such a nice smoke man.....

consimilla by garry s November 3, 2005