Zebra Dick
While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
Zebra Dick by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018
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Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
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Zebra Dick
Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle
Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."
Zebra Dick by Idiodyssey October 3, 2011
ZD (zebra dick)
a zebra dick is a dick that has been so chafed by extreme gay sex that it takes on a striped appearance, often accompanied by pustulant leakage and/or open sores.
ZD (zebra dick) by masterchain September 5, 2004
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)