Tree Dick 

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

Tree Dick by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.

Christmas-Tree Dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

yellow tree dick 

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

yellow tree dick by The 5nowman June 13, 2020

palm tree dick 

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.

That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.

Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!

palm tree dick by leprechaunic November 7, 2013

Dick Tree 

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.

CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years

Dick Tree by BoomkittyFX October 1, 2020

Dick tree 

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.

“I know nothing about a dick tree" - Alex Trebek

Dick tree by jln October 12, 2017

Dick tree 

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

Dick tree by Captain Crink August 8, 2019