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Stencenkirk's definitions
Tree Dick
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A penis
with so many calluses that it gives
the illusion
of having
tree bark
around it.
I
pulled
down his
pants
and I
shit you not
he had a Tree Dick
by
Stencenkirk
December 28, 2014
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