shit dogging

this is when you have to shit so bad, you're forced to take a walk; similar to walking one's dog. In this case the brown dog is most common.

After that last plate of curry goat, Sambo was shit dogging down the hall.

by Leprechaunic November 07, 2013

palm tree dick

A proverbial slang referring to one who steals another's shade; Taker of comfort. A shady individual out for himself. Feminine- palm tree cunt.

That palm tree dick told everyone that it was his idea.

Give me the remote, don't be such a palm tree dick!

by leprechaunic November 07, 2013