Dershwitz

A huge douche who acts straight but inside, just really wants little bois

Get away from me u Dershwitz

Dershwitz by Ashl eigh<3 October 2, 2007

Dershlit 

A word that can be substituted for damn it.

Mainly used when swearing isn't allowed.

Pronunciation: /dersh - lit/

Jimmy: Dershlit!
Stacey: What's wrong Jimmy?
Jimmy: I stepped on a friggin lego!

Dershlit by yungpressure July 11, 2018

dershowitz 

1. noun
An idiot.

2. verb
Self owned, autopwnage, reflexive owership.

1. That guy is really a Dershowitz. I can't believe how dumb he is.

2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.

HTHXOXO

dershowitz by Chomskification September 16, 2006

DERSHOWITZ 

1. Term for an unprincipled person who lies and pretends to be a victim in order to gain public sympathy when threatened with exposure as the fraud he or she is. These tactics are similar to the 'Big Lie' used in nazi germany.

2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .

Man, that guy is such a Dershowitz! Why can't he just admit he is wrong? Instead he has to attack anyone who points out his lies. I feel sorrry for him.

DERSHOWITZ by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

Darschwitz 

A kid who kills squirrels by trapping them in a box and then gasing them to death via car exhaust.

I saw some kid approaching me wearing a necklace of squirrel teeth around his neck...I then realized it was Darchwitz.

Darschwitz by sweet888 January 20, 2005

dershowitz 

someone so corrupt (especially an attorney) that any association with them is proof of guilt.

He hired a dershowitz and now the judge and everyone on the jury assumes he is guilty

dershowitz by MonkeyEsq October 27, 2020

Dershowitz 

A person who is unlikeable and avoided becasue they lack loyalty and principles.

Don't be a Dershowitz.

Don't invite him, he's such a Dershowitz.

Dershowitz by Keeping it real? July 17, 2022