finals 

End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.

finals by wakegirl January 30, 2012

Finals 

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

I may just have a nervous breakdown because of my finals

Finals by Feif December 2, 2003

Finals 

A highly contagious disease spreading between students, who approach the end of an educational period. It is common that nearly every student within a term is infected. Even though the symptoms might vary between countries as well as between individual students, the world wide threat can be identified by a massive increase in stress levels. It may also comes with other symptoms such as severe depression, anxiety and insomnia... For some reason teachers all other the world tried to counter this disease with written exams regarding specific topics. Even though this procedure might cure the majority of students, it might also cause long term effects which are proven to impact the students life. Even "cured" persons may suffer from ongoing depression and huge losses in self-esteem and sanity. Testing a students knowledge and skills during this mentally unstable period is also heavily in doubt.

I'm pretty worried about Carl. He behaved pretty strange recently and I didn't see him smiling for weeks..." - "Yep, he's got Finals coming up. Just hope he's recovering well during holidays..."

Finals by Claus Nevermore December 17, 2014

finals 

death by examination

I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die.

finals by dellcomp321 December 11, 2006

Finals 

n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester

2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.

1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"

2)
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"

Finals by Ron Cumberdale June 7, 2005

finals 

fuck!
i
never
actually
learned
shit.

the finals are tomorrow..

shit; i gotta study for the finals..

finals by J_R0Ck August 15, 2007

Finals 

Big tests that are worth too much and are supposedly important.

Why am I writing this? I have finals due yesterday!

Finals by Awnold January 18, 2008